‘I
don't know how to tell you this’ said Ricky. He noticed, or rather
recollected, that the abundance of natural light in the room made Augustin, who
was sitting across the table, look like an animated shadow drowned in sunlight.
The consistent, metronomic tune he drummed on the tabletop, which made the
spoons kept on it vibrate tenuously and click against each other to make
metallic overtones to his beats, made Augustin a surreal presence across the
table, an unreal shadow that Ricky was talking to.
‘I have never seen you
so terrified’, said Augustin, words emanating from his formless silhouette.
Ricky shook his head
and said ‘I don’t know if it is serious, I have a nagging feeling that it might
be. All I am sure of is that I have never felt anything like this before in my
life’ Somebody walked into the restaurant, a tall man in a black suit and a
bowler hat who momentarily blocked the light and Ricky could see Augustin’s
face in his shadow, Augustin whose eyes were narrowed to serpentine slits of
scrutiny. The man walked away and Augustin was once more featureless.
‘Tell me what this is
about. All the pretext is making me nervous’ said Augustin,
‘You know there are two
routes from my house to my office. One by this road parallel to the beach and
the other by the main road through the heart of the city’ said Ricky
‘Yes, yes’ Augustin
nodded in affirmative.
‘Well yesterday morning
I didn’t know which of these two to take. I just forgot which road I should be
taking. I happened today morning again. It is like have no memory of what I am
supposed to do next, I have to think about it every time’
‘What do you mean you
don’t remember?!’ asked Augustin in a high pitched tone that reverberated,
bouncing off the white walls of the almost empty restaurant, as his voice died
out there was a sinister silence.
‘I don’t remember. From
yesterday whenever I am faced with a choice I can’t remember what to do next. I
have to make decisions about everything. It’s crazy’ said Ricky.
‘You are crazy’ said
Augustin, finger pointing ‘How can you not remember man. You always remember
what to do next, always’
Lost in their
conundrums they did not see the waiter who approached the table and announced
his presence with a question ‘May I take your order sir?’ Both Ricky and
Augustin took the menu cards. Augustin just glanced through it and said ‘I will
have pasta with white sauce and olives’ The waiter noted it down with fast
strokes in his note pad and turned his head towards Ricky who was hiding his
perspiration riddled face behind the menu card which was trembling like his
hands in anticipation of the choices he will have to make so as to have dinner.
He tried his best to decide what to order, a dilemma he had never faced before
in his life, every dish from pasta to dosa looked good, he searched his head frantically
to try and remember what should he be ordering today at this precise moment in
the cosmic scheme of things, he searched in the folders of his memory to find
his choices, he found only a black blankness in the memory of the future. The
waiter urged him with a polite, monosyllabic question ‘Sir?’
Ricky looked up from
the menu card and said with a quivering voice ‘I’ll take whatever he his
having’ He lost the game of choosing and succumbed to the lazy habit of
duplicity.
The waiter left the
table, Augustin was giving him a belligerent look ‘What the hell was that all
about?’
‘I told you. I can’t
remember anything about the future. It’s completely blank. I have to make
decisions every time’ said Ricky, retracting his neck into his shoulders in
shame.
‘Go get your head
checked then, see a shrink today itself’
The thought had
occurred to Ricky, to get his head checked, to get rid of the nagging blankness
in his memory of things to come, to be normal again, and to live by remembering
rather than thinking. But he liked it, he liked the small rush of blood he got
when he weighed out his options and made a decision, it made him feel that he
was the master of his own destiny, a god of small things.
‘No, I’m not going to
get my head checked. I like it this way’
‘What?!’ once again
Augustin’s high pitched voice rose high above the serene rumblings of the far
away sea.
‘Ya I like it’ said
Ricky emphasizing the ‘like’, rolling his tongue over the ‘l’, clicking at ‘i’,
finishing with a short, slap-like ‘it’.
‘How can you like it?
It’s a bloody waste of time. See how much time you took with the menu’ said
Augustin, who did not like what he was hearing, his acerbic tone barely veiled
his feelings.
‘You wouldn’t
understand it man. It feels really good. Yes, it can be frustrating at times,
but at least you know you are in control. And the feeling you get when things
work out is… it’s like cold beer washing down your parched throat on a summer
day. It’s fucking liberation man, you got to try it’
Augustin looked at
Ricky, silence, he lifted his left hand towards his head and started moving his
forefinger in circles near his left ear and finally broke the silence ‘I don’t want
to go cuckoo like you man. If I want to feel that, I’ll go buy a drink’
Ricky ignored his
friend’s snide remark and his forefinger still going around in circles,
questioning his sanity. He leaned back on his chair and looked out through the
open doors of his restaurant. He saw palm trees lining the road on the other
side, yellow sand, white foam, blue sea joining the blue sky at the horizon
which was of an indescribable colour. In the blankness of his mind, free from
the preconceived, contrived memories of the future, Ricky could feel thoughts
and connections he had never felt before in his life. Inside him there was a
tenuous seething novel to his universe. He understood, like no man before him
that the sea, the sand, his body, his soul, his thoughts, his memories,
everything except the rebellious, riotous feeling in him to think, was too
perfect. He had never experienced prolonged pain, or heartbreak, he has never
had diseases, never had he been involved in an accident of any kind, nor have
Augustin, nor have his wife Laura, nor have the waiter Anelsmo, but all of them
knew about such horrors, who put these vile notions in their heads? What use of
knowing about such shit in a perfect world? He found this strange. He leaned
forward to tell Augustin about this apparent anomaly, then he heard gunfire,
Augustin’s head bobbed like it had been punched, pieces of his skull burst into
the air followed by jets of blood and brain.
***
Ajay didn’t like what
he saw in the screen. He rolled his enormous body as quick as he could to get
his myopic eyes as close to the screen as possible, toppling a glass of Coke he
kept on his table in the process.
‘Fuck!’ he exclaimed.
Still staring at the screen he shouted as loud as he could ‘Hey Martin!’
Martin was his neighbor
from the next cabin. Mr Fix it of the group, the go to guy when your code
crashed.
No response. Ajay took
in a deep breath and shouted again ‘Hey Martin! Come over here, there is
something wrong with this mission’
He heard the screech of
a chair moving from the other side of his cabin wall, five seconds later Martin
was peering over his shoulder at the screen
‘You should get your
table cleaned up’
‘Ya ya, we got bigger
problems than that’, said Ajay, choosing not to look at the Coke soaked mess
that was his table
‘What’s the big deal?
This seems to be running fine’ said Martin, pushing up his heavy spectacles up
his nose with his middle finger.
‘No, it’s not. The
first mission is supposed to end with a cut scene showing the gang entering a
restaurant, shooting a random customer and then making off with the money’ said
Ajay
‘And the problem is….’
‘The problem is that
the game goes berserk at that point. They shoot a guy in the restaurant, but
another guy just slaughters them inside the restaurant before they can take the
cash’ said Ajay, shifting uneasily in his bean bag.
‘The people in the
restaurant are props right?’ asked Martin
‘Yeah, just props,
unplayable dummies. They should have no bearing on the outcome of the game. But
this guy just pops out of nowhere’
‘Must be a bug’
‘Bugs make the game
crash. What kind of a bug goes all vigilante?’ asked Ajay
‘Ah screw it. Just
delete the code for the props in the restaurant and ask one of the interns to
recode them’ said Martin, once again he had fixed the bug.
AJ
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